Tag: funny
group name: casualwhere
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April 16, 2007 01:33 PM EDT --
I decided to water the new shrubs. As I turned on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided it needed washing.
As I started toward the garage, I noticed the mail on the
table . . . more
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May 22, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
Every morning after we drop Chandler off at school, Stephy and I come home and make our breakfast. She always wants to help me get the bowls, spoons, milk, etc. I love that she helps me and . . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:44 PM EST --
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you . . . more
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May 16, 2007 12:52 AM EDT --
I normally don't pass on any porn which I accidentallyreceived...however, I felt that you're old enough and mature enough to handle this.
The best free porn site ever!
more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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October 28, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
A message from the rural Midwest :
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East
Coasters and Californians cross states such . . . more
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March 05, 2007 05:30 PM EST --
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. . . . more
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September 07, 2007 10:44 PM EDT --
Have you ever had one of those moments when all you could do is shake your head? Well last week I had just such a moment.
I was preparing to return to nursing school and had a few extra bucks so . . . more
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October 25, 2007 02:50 PM EDT --
non-copywright
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously
considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently
of no value to us."
. . . more
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November 26, 2007 12:06 AM EST --
Give this PLENTY of thought, and don't cheat!
I couldn't figure it out till I saw the answers, so see if you can figure out.
What do these Words Have In Common .... ??
Banana . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant
"Now serving live lobsters"
On the menu of a restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . . more
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October 02, 2007 01:14 PM EDT --
non-copyright jokes:
What Exactly Is Marriage? (**)
Perhaps difficult enough for adults to define, this question receivedsome interesting responses from those of a younger generation...
What Exactly . . . more
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March 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.
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November 02, 2007 01:47 PM EDT --
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means . . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:28 PM EST --
After serious & cautious consideration .....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2008 . It was a very hard decision to make! . So try to be more friendlier and . . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:37 PM EST --
JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES
ONE LIKE THIS.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for . . . more
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