Tag: humor
group name: casualwhere
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May 16, 2007 12:52 AM EDT --
I normally don't pass on any porn which I accidentallyreceived...however, I felt that you're old enough and mature enough to handle this.
The best free porn site ever!
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March 05, 2007 05:30 PM EST --
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. . . . more
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July 04, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
She wants only me
She followed me to the bed
I couldn't say no
We spent the night together
Ginger's such a cute puppy
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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November 27, 2007 04:08 PM EST --
1. Have you ever seen a UFO? no...just a UO...it wasn't flying
2. Have you ever seen a ghost? married one (since divorced)...I hope she's doing well
3. Did you ever hear voices? . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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September 11, 2007 04:44 PM EDT --
It has been said in a few articles or comments recently that I may be somewhat of a flirt. This is most absurd. I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary in my comments.
About 60 or 70 % of my . . . more
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February 23, 2007 05:31 PM EST --
I just had a fight with my girlfriend and now she isn’t answering my phone calls. It seems she got upset because I chose not tell her I loved her, while I was with my friends playing . . . more
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . . more
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June 04, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
I thought these were great even though I have heard some of them before. I received this in my email.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter . . . more
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February 07, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
One day as I was out shopping with my 3yr old son, I found myself in a 20mph zone. Driving slow has always irritated me, so I was mumbling to myself. Suddenly my 3 year old said "Mommy, . . . more
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March 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.
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October 31, 2007 03:40 PM EDT --
Fear is all around
Witches, ghouls and blood suckers
I will be alright
An eerie place, that's for sure
That's any day here at work
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November 27, 2007 05:23 PM EST --
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup . . . more
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November 27, 2007 05:58 PM EST --
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why . . . more
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March 25, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date drug on the market . . . more
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August 01, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
..... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive - so, I took her to a gas station. and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ . . . more
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February 22, 2007 07:48 AM EST --
...Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
...Your suggestion box starts ticking.
...Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
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March 01, 2007 03:57 AM EST --
"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
"No," . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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